What an Easter! A great deal of people were with their families and some were with respective partners so the average escort must have been quiet right? Wrong! I heard from my elite escort friends that they had so many requests for couples with the combinations and ratios proving endless: XY/XX/XX, XX/XX/XX, XY/XY/XX…
…apparently, some of these couples were planning something exhilarating every night of the four-day break with subsequent bookings at Killing Kittens, fetish parties in countryside mansions and joining the mile-high club – yes, an escort friend had been booked to partake. Although it can be tricky for someone to infringe upon the subject of couples, the moment the fun starts, then the experience is as fluid as warm caramel.
I enjoy seeing couples because I can have a great deal of fun without being emotionally invested. When you are the ‘lucky guest’ and you are in front of two individuals who clearly love each other, you see how a profound level of trust between a man and woman can only strengthen the existing bond they share. She is the luscious ice cream and you the quintessential apple crumble – how romantic. And myself? I am the unnecessary but feisty sprinkle of cinnamon on top the crumble if you have any in the back of the food cupboard. If you don’t, no big deal.
I arrive a little anxious and leave feeling incredibly happy; a high that you feel because you realise that you witnessed something intense and spiritually uplifting. Although you were welcomed in the first place and were enjoyed throughout, you were never really present throughout the experience.
Platonic bonding is very much like the affiliation one would have with their hairdresser: amicable, slightly superficial yet still fun. The science behind couples extends beyond my reasoning, and other combinations such as every party being good friends, can become riddled with issues. Couples may be something on your bucket list that you are yet to experience or it may well be a lifestyle choice that you crave more than Skittles. Knock yourself out! Just avoid the blue ones.