Today is a fantastic day. I decide not to cook, and also laze around the house, watching Netflix, like a bum. While sitting, gazing out and watching the world pass by from my window, a whiff of some delicious food infiltrates my nostrils, tantalizing the sensations. Feeling lazy, this escort would rather not venture outside. Due to the luxuries of modern living, my moment of genius reaches out for Deliveroo – the knight in shining armor.
I look up the app, decide what I want and make an order; only fifteen minutes before my red Thai curry and banana fritters arrive. Had I known what I know now, I might have had a shower, and maybe even dabbed a bit of perfume…
A quick thud at the door made it apparent that my culinary delights had arrived. Without thinking, rushing to the door, all at once opening it, there stood in front of me an Adonis of a man. This gorgeous creature was dripping in sweat, clearly from the effort to get the food to his princess. This moment took place and at once, we were in an embrace, with the food tactfully placed on the desk to the left. It was clear that this divine specimen had done this before – there’s me thinking there is only one princess in the kingdom. As he passionately engulfed me, we moved almost instinctively knowing where my bedroom was. He threw me onto the bed, ripped off his t-shirt and proceeded in sensually taking off my clothes, piece by piece, while we kissed passionately. Of course, on the hot passionate turmoil, all thoughts of food had dissipated. As he turned me around, I felt the intensity and uncontrollably, I found myself out of breath, flushed and elevated to Nirvana. As he turned me around, our eyes met and with it came the fireworks. It could have got rather expensive in my sugar daddy’s mansion.
Oops, I forgot, I have a yummy meal to consume as well. Seconds? Yes, please.