Just a thought: is it okay, in this day and age, for a girl to be that liberated as to have three boyfriends and be an escort at the same time, or am I just being greedy? … How can I explain? Well, let’s start with Paul…
…Paul is boyfriend number one: charming, very serious, works in Investment Banking, knows his P’s and Q’s, earns a good wage and is family orientated. He’s made it very clear that marriage is on the cards. Now, with every rose comes several thorns; he’s obnoxious, rude, vulgar, tight-fisted and awful in bed. And he makes an awful face when in the heat of the moment. Now remember all of this because you are going to help me make a choice later on, as we proceed.
Back to work on boyfriend number two: Winston. Where do I start? African / Jamaican with dreadlocks, very charming, funny, caring, makes me feel wanted and mingles in with the chores of the home. He’s always reliable. However, of course, he also has his negatives, starting with the tickle tackle being far too huge. Added to that, he is a duracell battery and very passionate. As you can see, it’s a difficult choice; he makes me feel all woman. Recently, it’s been a very tempestuous relationship with him, and I have seen his temper rise. However, that makes me feel truly secure that he actually cares, and I’m not just one of many. I find myself choosing him but not the green and the mess that comes with it.
Now this is getting interesting – boyfriend number three: Chow Ming. He is exceptionally rich, has opened more restaurants than McDonalds, and been rejected more times in business than an H Samuel wedding ring; a wonderful man at heart, with a kind smile and the tenderness of a kitten. No request is ever denied, and nothing is too much for me. In every meeting, I am greeted by flowers, he is gentle and lets me speak very intently. Negatives: he thinks he can buy my affection, and does so. He cancels on me in less than one hour notice but he’s so charming and kind, that I always fall for it. He takes me on the most lavish holidays, and takes me to the most exclusive jewelry centre and malls. Here is what I don’t understand: he’s been known to disappear for months on end without so much as a text message, or email. He has won a place in the running to be removed because of this, otherwise, I really cannot fault him.
I have decided, I’m going to be greedy and I intend to keep all three but thank you very much for your time, and of course, your patience.