Almost every day a girl will either hear an exhausted pick up line – night or day – which will either make or break future communication between the predator and the prey. Putting all severity aside, the way to a woman’s heart is through humour and charm so let’s begin…
1). Someone said you were looking for Mr. Right, well I’m here.
2). I am going to tie your shoes so you don’t fall for anyone else tonight.
3). Your phone has something wrong with it because you don’t have my number stored in it.
4). Hey baby, what’s your story?
5). It’s not a coincidence that we are both single.
6). I swear I have seen you before. Did we take a class together? I had chemistry with you.
7). I can walk past again if you don’t believe in love at first sight.
8). Give me a chance to rearrange the alphabet so that I can put U and I together.
9). Let’s be nothing because nothing lasts forever.
10). You would be called “fine print” if you were words on a page.
11). My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
12). Let me buy you a drink and I promise not to deliver a cheesy pick up line.
13). If you don’t like raisins, how about dates?
14). My first name is James. Let’s bond.
15). You’ve got fine written all over you; you must be a parking ticket.
I dare you to try a few of the above when you next hit the bar or, if you are exceptionally brave, during the day, when you see a pretty lady walking her dog through Hyde Park.
Pick up lines are called cheesy because you can smell them coming from a mile away! Regardless, if you can make her laugh, you will win the key to Brie’s heart. Ah! You see what I did there? 😉